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Loekepedia
Loekepedia is not a name it is a way of life. In short it means always provide friends, colleagues and family with information whether they like it or not.
A loekepedian is a person who is well-educated (preferably in chemistry), loves his/her family very much and does everything for her daughter. This wiki-loekepedia site will give you valuable information about the lifecycle of a loekepedian. Furthermore this site gives you information about how a loekepedian should act in his/her direct environment so that the people around a loekepedian are feeded with unsolicited information.
A loekepedian, whether you believe it or not, whether you like the loekepedian or not, gains great respect by his colleagues, familiy and especially by his/her daughter.
Now and then, a loekepedian may think that he is a baron. Unfortunately, the finest medical staff of the planet Earth can't give an explanation for this psychological phenomenon. What counts is that the loekepedian must always have a chashmere in his/her briefcase so that he/she can circle it around his/her neck when the unguilty sweet epileptic baron attack starts.
A Loekepedian don't like the word NO. He/she prefers the word Yes, although he/she knows that this create a mess, but a Loekepedian is also willing to do his/her udmost to clear this mess up.
A loekepedian is a hard worker. 9-5 is to short for him/her. He/she is very loyal, enthousiastic and feels responsibility. Don's be suprised that one person is not enough to take over his work.
A Loekepedian has a good nose. He/she knwos exactly which perfume a woman wears. His ladies at home educated him well.
One chocolate (i.e KitKat) is not enough for a Loekepedian, he/she prefers a whole box.
The founders of this site are working on a Loekepedia Certification Program for individuals and organizations who wants to have inexhaustible information on every unimaginable topic.
Calculation
The Loekepedian Coefficient is broadly used in applications where human-interaction with the environment is essential. The coefficient is mainly used in order to operate a human-being with the right buttons.
The Loekepedian Coefficient can be calculated by using the following formula:
Bear in mind that the loekepedian coefficient can only be calculated with an abacus or COBOL programming language on punched cards. Calculating the coefficient with automatic test tools gives 100% errenoues result because human-interaction is essential dureing the calculation.
Hobbies
A loekepedian is a true nature-lover. The binocular is always within reach. There is no evidence that the binocular is ever used when a another person is in the proximity, but according to mythological stories the High Definition 100x optical zoom binocular device is used to watch the people in planes, aliens on Mars and baywatching on beaches. Each Loekepedian develops a special interest in the TV-serie Spartacus because of baywatching on beaches. It is the roman history that attracts the loekepedian and not the bloody hot scenes.
Work attitude
A loekepedian is an idealist. He or she tries to improve everything on matters he/she is working on. Especially things that are not in the scope of a infrastructure project, are put in scope by a loekepedian. For example if you ask a loekepedian to built a wooden bridge for sheeps that could cross a small canal, a loekepedian shall improve the blueprint (without notifying the commander in chief) and finally the loekepedian will try to build a bridge similar to Golden Gate Bridge in San Fransisco. The argument will be: safer for the sheeps, future proof, user-friendly.
Quotes
- Wie heeft dit getest !
- Het gaat niet om goedkoper, het gaat om politiek
- Is dit nieuw of zo ?
- Nee hé !
- Het is weer een zooitje
- Ik ben tegen
- Loekmanschap is Meesterschap
- Je ziet het verkeerd.
- De hele dag door: Espresso extra sterk weining suiker.
- Ik moet wat meer drinken, doe maar een zwart extra sterk en weinig suiker
- Vóór 9:00 am; slappe thee weinig suiker graag.
- Voor het einde van deze week
- Ik word gek
- Laat maar gaan
- Beter één Loek bij de Rabo dan tien in de lucht
Bad habits
- No smoking
- No drinking
- Very loyal
- Drives like a courier if a loekepedian could get a BMW
- Carrying a Big Shopper
- Can not say NO to his daughter
- Always forget his/her wallet and company pass just before lunch
Sports
- Once a week body pumping to keep the old strong muscled body in good shape
- Every working day nordic walking from the parking-lot, via the elevator to the third floor.
Favorite foods
- Yoghurt or quark during lunch.
- Green banana during lunch.
- Green dutch or french peer that is hard to peel during lunch.
- Kitkat chocolota (Its a mystery why a loekepedian likes it)
- PFP Candy
